I want to tell you something.
I saw two roasted chickens
flying with their breasts upturned
and backs toward the middens
An anvil and a millstone
swam across the Rhine
slow and soft they went with care
and a frog sat on the ice
where
At Pentecost
he dined upon A Ploughshare
Three chaps went out on crutches
and stilts to catch a hare.
The first was deaf,
the second blind,
third dumb, and fourth
couldn’t move his feet.
Want to know how they did it?
Well,
first the blind one saw the hare
at pace around the field.
The dumb one called the lame one
and the lame one caught the hare
by the collar.
Some men who tried to sail on land
Set their sails to the wind and
sailed across the open fields.
and up a mountain steep
And there their fate was sealed
they drowned, miserably
A crab chased a hare,
made it turn and run,
and high upon a rooftop
sat a startled farmyard cow
who'd shinned up to the top
And in that country the flies are as large as the goats here
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